jew know wut slick you know my motto: i love gold like fat people love cake!!! so i will get dat gold and as for my partner its got to be my boi junior x and as for lucco of wut ever his name is its jew guys dat are scared of me cuz its never a one on one match up its always jew guys cheating or jumping me for behind and dats the truth meng

Ok Paco I'll book that match. You and Jr_X vs the Cowardly Lion and Kid Cashed-out. It will be a lumberjack match just so you have some of the UCW-Zero roster ringside to keep those cheating back jumping a-holes honest. A word of advice Lion and Cash this will be a fair match or there will be some AU hiney kicked around the arena!!!!

Stevie Slick CEO, THE GREATEST WRESTLING PROMOTER IN UTAH! tm