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Re: Jokes 8

way to go
helps with all this snow
number 8
took the cake
number 9
is next in line
keep them coming
for they are stunning.

Re: Jokes 8

Hi Joker, I just love this joke. Your jokes just get funnier and funnier. Keep them coming. They make my day.
Hi Rusty, Nice poem. You should share more of them with us.

Re: Jokes 8

Two young women and an older senior citizen woman were sitting naked in a sauna, when suddenly there was a beeping sound.

A young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, she said sorry that was my Pager; I have a microchip set under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang and the second woman lifted the palm of her hand to her ear and began talking into her hand. When she finished she explained, "that was my mobile phone; I have a microchip inserted in the palm of my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech, but not to be out done she decided she had to do something! She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom returning with a piece of paper sticking out of her bum.

The younger women raised their eye brows in amazement and stared at her.

Finally, the older woman spoke and without missing a beat said, "Well, just look at that, I'm receiving a Fax!"