A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small
Fishing town: With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde Jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the
colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s
men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like
you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
general, pathetically all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! ...... I'm talking to that little ******* sitting on
your knee."

The Joy of getting old!

The wooden ball: An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off Because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does..."