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Re: St Patrick's Day

I know it's a bit late now but I received this joke from a good friend and thought to share it with you all. I still look forward to your jokes though, Joker. I am pleased you enjoyed the card, Rusty.

Irish Priest Transferred to The Prairies ...

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Canadian parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was . . . a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Constable Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Constable Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . .

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

Re: St Patrick's Day

lol very good Nell...@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Re: St Patrick's Day

Yes, indeed, Joe that was a good one. That beats all the corny ones I told her in the past. Good for the absolute lousy weather we're getting over here. It poured rained cats and dogs all night. (I was wondering what all the miowing and barking was all about) during the night all night since yesterday and its still a lousy day, cold as well. A few fireside stories from you would help indeed. keep up the good work Joe, Your fans are many.